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McDouble

If I wasn’t here at three am you would not be able to get your thirty-two mcdoubles, ten small fries and one small diet coke. So please stop bitching about ever little thing while your sitting in my drive threw waiting on the fresh food you asked for.

Yes I understand the light is out on the menu board. Yes I understand it’s slow, we only have three people working. Yes I understand your drunk and drinking a beer while sitting here, but no I can’t take it for you. I get that nothing is going your way tonight, but if you would like me to smile and be pleasant while talking to you, I would refrain from spitting in me.

 
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Posted by on September 2, 2014 in Work

 

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Bitch Boss

I realize you don’t like it.
I realize you don’t want to do it.
I realize you want to get paid for doing nothing.

I may seem like a bitch.
I may seem mean.
I may make your life hard.

You will become stronger.
You will become a better worker.
You will be a respected adult.

This is my job as your boss and I take it serious. You don’t have to like me or the way I do things, but you do have to learn the way of the real world and not living under your parents and being in school.

 
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Posted by on September 2, 2014 in Life, Work

 

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The art of sleeping

Work nine pm
School eight am
Sleep two pm

And repeat……….

I remember when sleep was something I took for granted. Now it’s something I dream of. Some people dream of traveling, some people dream of food. I dream of a full eight hours of sleep.
You don’t understand what I mean. That’s amazing, want a cookie.

 
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Posted by on July 28, 2014 in Life, School, Work

 

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I’m Lovin It

You complain about my job. You tell me how meaningless my job is and how worthless it is. Yet when I ask what you ate you say a Big Mac and fries. You tell me how degrading my job is yet when I ask you where you are you say drive threw. You tell me I should look for a job where I would get paid more, but when I ask what your gonna eat with your $3 dollars you say dollar menu.

So don’t bitch about my job. Don’t tell me how worthless my job is. Don’t tell me how crappy it is where I work. Don’t tell me it sucks that I have to do this or that. Don’t tell me I’m stupid for keeping my job.

If it wasn’t for me coming to my job everyday you would not bed able to get your fat fix.

 
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Posted by on July 21, 2014 in Work

 

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